What is a lie? Everything is a lie; everything. Any salesman’s pitch; lie. What your best friend tells you; lie. Food label; lie. Anything anyone says; lie. We have more lies than garbage; well, almost. Don’t get angry. Face the lie and laugh. This is the third part of my books of lies. You may ask: why is it called part zero, and not part three? You will have to get this book to find that one out. Included here are a collection of fresh lies, not found anywhere else. I have also included my greatest hits collection, the best of parts 1 and 2 of the series.